Valentine’s Day Humor for the heart. It’s that time of year again and I decided to poke a little fun at Cupid and inspire a few laughs with funny Valentine’s day quotes and illustrated photos. I gave EYD a new face-lift and would love some feedback on the design. You can sign into Facebook or Twitter in my comment section and share your thoughts with friends. I hope you enjoy my Funny Valentine’s Day quotes and Illustrated photos… Peace.

love and insurance Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos

“Here’s to love – the only fire for which there is no insurance.” Unknown

Pascal love quote reason Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos‘”The heart has its reasons that reason does not know.”
Pascal

Love is being stupid together Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos“Love is being stupid together.”
Paul Valery

Love is blind Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Anonymous

Funny Valentine’s Day quotes and Illustrated photos


Today is Valentines Day. Or Extortion day Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos

“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.”
Jay Leno

If love is the answer could you rephrase the question Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos

“If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?” ~Lily Tomlin

One should be in love Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” ~Oscar Wilde

Church sign with Valentine cards for sale Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos


“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine’s cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.” ~Unknown

Valentines day fortune cookie love Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos

“Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again.” – Anonymous

Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm except laughter of the loins Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos

“Women like me because I make them laugh. And what is an orgasm, except laughter of the loins?” – Mickey Rooney

My hearts in the right place. I know Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos

“My heart’s in the right place. I know, ‘cuz I hid it there.” – Carrie Fisher

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos
‘Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.’
Thomas Robert Dewar

Love wildly misunderstood Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos


Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
Author Unknown

Pamela Anderson on Valentines day Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down.” – Woody Allen, Love and Death

Funny Einstein quote laugh Funny Valentines Day quotes and Illustrated photos

“The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed.” – Chamfort

You can sign into Facebook or Twitter in my comment section and share your thoughts with friends. Drop me a comment with your favorite my Valentine’s Day quote or photos…  E.Y.D

 


One Response to Funny Valentine’s Day quotes and Illustrated photos

  1. Jonathan says:

    I used this cool website called Sign Generator to create these captions and wanted to give them a little kudos.. Check it out at http://www.signgenerator.org/

    I would love some feedback on my new design and layout…..

    Peace

    Jonathan

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